Category: Whining

Try not to think of it as inhaling cedar sperm

April 6th, 2005
And the winner in this week's race for "Most obnoxious substance" is... Yes, and since I very rarely if ever take any form of medication for my ailments, even the single antihistamine tablet so generously made generic by Wallgreen's flattens me in tha… more »

Risen from the dead and hungry for brains

March 28th, 2005
IMPORTANT DEBATE NEWS: Blake and Conor have broken at the N-D-MFing-T. This is about the best that a debate team can possibly do in college, and I am overwhelmingly proud of them. I hope everyone had a happy Zombie Jesus Day. I hung out with Grandma… more »

Once upon a Bourbon Street parte the thirde and finale

June 3rd, 2004
The trip to New Orleans was fantastic. I had some of the most entertaining, spiritually and politically enlightening, and personally fulfilling times of my life. The highlights: I got to drive Chris Brodt's 89 oldsmobile for almost 1000 miles. It too… more »

Don't need money, don't need fame

May 24th, 2004
Texas was a swanky time where I got to meet a bunch of new people, and have some care-free fun. The wedding was very pretty, and had some very tasty food including a big pork roast that was really juicy and tender. I really like pork. (Stomach grumbles… more »

85% of 20 years is 17 years

May 7th, 2004
Today, for the first time since May 20, 2002 I cried about something that wasn't Rosie based. I'm gonna miss the guy. Civic duty notwithstanding, it's still no fun to have to say goodbye to a friend. As we sat up all of last night, just chatting as peo… more »