Category: Politics
Under what process can one be certified an "official" midget?
June 30th, 2004So we transferred sovereignty to Iraq 2 days ahead of schedule. Besides jumping for joy that we've decided to become the Papa John's Pizza of the pseudo-colonial world with our surprisingly early delivery, I actually am rather pleased that there is now… more »
Senate card Monte
June 28th, 2004For the first time since I noticed that people were putting up signs at all, I found myself someone actually calling themselves a demmy-crat. It'll take me a little while to figure out if I'm capable of being all the way for this Monte Johnson character… more »
Guns not butter
June 13th, 2004Not having access to reliable transportation is really annoying as it prevents me from hanging out with people. Since I hate disappointing people on the phone, I start ignoring more and more people who call when I can't go see them. More vicious cycles… more »
If the pope went to camp, would he still wear that cool hat?
June 4th, 2004It's official. The Sooner Debate Camp 2004 has been cancelled. Everyone who can say "I told you so" please form a line between here and Tulsa following I-44. We'll extend it to Joplin when it becomes necessary.
ABCNews has the story that Pope John Pa… more »
Rhinoceroses don't play games
May 14th, 2004For the first time in my voting life, I actually voted for someone/thing that won: Governor - nope, Right to Work - nope, Mayor - nope, Senator - nope. Finally, though, (from KWTV) "With all precincts reporting, the Oklahoma County Election Board counte… more »
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