Blog of Billy

I woke up this morning, put on a Friday standard t-shirt and jeans, and walked out the door to greet: 48 degrees. Ma Nature is hereby enjoined from being frigid cold within 2 weeks of May.


In my ongoing distrust with large corporations, I'm starting to wonder if maybe I'm being sold my youth back in pill forms. In the exceedingly awesome game The Adventures of Link, second in the line of Legend of Zeda games, there is a seemingly omnipresent little blob called "Bit" and its cousin "Bot" that chill out on roads, plains, some deserts, and various other places. This particular enemy isn't hard to kill, but if you get enough of them together, they can be a nuisance. Consider, then, that for the past few years, we've been subconsciously told that this little acolyte of Ganon was not really malicious, per se, only depressed. Thank goodness for ZOLOFT!





Now our little critter can bounce down the road to the dandelion patch, and leave Link to his important work. So for days when even I feel a little like an evil scoop of jelly, all I have to do is reach for Western medicine, and off I go again to the side of the Hero and the Triforce.


Almond Joys are so good. How can you have coconut without some other nut?


Sprint has sliding phones! I may actually be able to change phones now.


Game over. Return of Ganon.