Blog of Billy

Yeah, so this sore throat thing is not good at all. I've quit being able to swallow, which is really disappointing since I've been hungry for cheeseritos. If the young taco jockey behind the counter ever has to be told how to make such a delightful feast, here's what you tell her/him. Take a freshly warmed burrito tortilla, and upon it lovingly place Taco Bell "pizza sauce." Drizzle cheddar cheese like the snowstorm before Santa takes flight, and once you feel they are evenly spread, take the gentlest flick of the wrist and indulge your masterpiece with chopped green onions. Wrap it as you would a burrito. Voila, perfection in food.

It's probably really sad that I know how to do that seeing as how I've never worked at Taco Bell before. I'm just a concerned consumer.