Archives for: June 2004
Under what process can one be certified an "official" midget?
June 30th, 2004So we transferred sovereignty to Iraq 2 days ahead of schedule. Besides jumping for joy that we've decided to become the Papa John's Pizza of the pseudo-colonial world with our surprisingly early delivery, I actually am rather pleased that there is now… more »
Senate card Monte
June 28th, 2004For the first time since I noticed that people were putting up signs at all, I found myself someone actually calling themselves a demmy-crat. It'll take me a little while to figure out if I'm capable of being all the way for this Monte Johnson character… more »
Competitive hillrolling should be a sport...somehow...
June 25th, 2004Yesterday was a good day. Started out with me fixing Denise's parents' computer, simple XP install and spamware removal. Strangely enough, I couldn't sell them on the notion that they should switch to Linux, though it is obviously the better choice, es… more »
I don't have to knock on wood anymore
June 23rd, 2004William Lieurance
6112 N. Meridian #702
405.821.6076
Tuesday, 22 June, 2004
To All it May Concern:
This letter is to serve as my official notice of termination of my employment with The Worx Company. My last working day will be Monday, 5 July, 2004.… more »
Have you been on fire?
June 21st, 2004Patrick turned 19 this weekend, and the nice quite get-together that celebrated it was puncuated by the new inclusion of 11 (amended) commandments that require people to lock and unlock the door hundreds of times throughout the night, prevent those who… more »
Opie with a big furry top hat
June 18th, 2004Had to take a drug test this morning, something I had never done before. I suppose that for everyone, there's that fear that somewhere in your body is a little gland that no-one else has that's pumping out the stuff that make it look like you are hooked… more »
Game on
June 15th, 2004"The Kurlan civilization believed that an individual was a community of individuals. Inside us are...many voices, each with its own desires, style and view of the world."
The little voice inside of me that talks when I'm playing Trivial Pursuit is an… more »
Guns not butter
June 13th, 2004Not having access to reliable transportation is really annoying as it prevents me from hanging out with people. Since I hate disappointing people on the phone, I start ignoring more and more people who call when I can't go see them. More vicious cycles… more »
I definitely don't have any warrants
June 9th, 2004It can't really be a good night unless the cops are involved, and last night was a good night.
About 2 a.m., after a rousing round of Denny's, Patrick and I were waiting around outside his apartment for Matt to get back with his keys, so he and I starte… more »
Because Civilization should be free
June 8th, 2004Civilization is the shared moniker for a set of games that have been trapping my attention for the last few days. Patrick had been playing Civ II on his laptop at my apartment, and I started to feel kind of envious. After seeing in one of Tanner's away… more »
If the pope went to camp, would he still wear that cool hat?
June 4th, 2004It's official. The Sooner Debate Camp 2004 has been cancelled. Everyone who can say "I told you so" please form a line between here and Tulsa following I-44. We'll extend it to Joplin when it becomes necessary.
ABCNews has the story that Pope John Pa… more »
Cheeseritos are what God gave the Isrealites while they were wandering
June 4th, 2004Yeah, so this sore throat thing is not good at all. I've quit being able to swallow, which is really disappointing since I've been hungry for cheeseritos. If the young taco jockey behind the counter ever has to be told how to make such a delightful fea… more »
Once upon a Bourbon Street parte the thirde and finale
June 3rd, 2004The trip to New Orleans was fantastic. I had some of the most entertaining, spiritually and politically enlightening, and personally fulfilling times of my life. The highlights:
I got to drive Chris Brodt's 89 oldsmobile for almost 1000 miles. It too… more »
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